Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Growing Wild
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body he lifts weights...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
I read last week…
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in...