Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...