The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
What food best describes a man?
What food best describes a man? Jerky
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...