Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
Subjects for a date
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The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
Iraqi TV Guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...