Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...