Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...