A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
A bat joke.
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...