Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
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Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
Bride Joke
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When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
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Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...