Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...