Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
Guaranteed visits
|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...