Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.