A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Hit Television Shows in Iraq
Hit Television Shows in Iraq:”Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions”...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...