Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 “J” STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...