A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!