Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Actual calls to technical support
|Computer novices may feel like they’re alone these days, but some of the following...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Only One Sale?
A keen country lad applied for a salesman’s job at a city department store....
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...