No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
Some fun rules
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Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...