Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...