Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
Adults have learned
|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...