Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test…
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
A Choristers’ Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line
|The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical...