Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...