I am not forgetful
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Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
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Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
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Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
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blonde and the washing machine
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The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
Wife isn’t in the car
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