Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...