Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Want a day off work?
|So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
A city boy was visiting the country and…
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...