Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...