A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...