Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...