Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Adults have learned
|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...