Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Movies changed
|For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his...