OLD NEVER DIES 4
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Woman’s translations
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Computer used too long
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Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Error codes in Windows
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Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...