Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Holy Spirit
There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
Marriage Ups and Downs
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...