I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...