Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent....
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?