My wife is pregnant
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Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....
Car break trouble
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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...