Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
a mean looking woman
|Mrs. Ryan, a mean looking woman, claimed her husband was not thoughtful. In this...
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.