Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...