Monica & the Genie!
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...