What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...