Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...
The work qualification test
|Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...