Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Teaching
Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of...
Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...