Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...