Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl…
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.