Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...