Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Cigarette problems
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Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Anybody Home?
A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Back in the good ole days in Texas…
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like...