You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.