Necking
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...