Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says,...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...