Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...