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How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Hard of hearing
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THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
The fly
The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills...
MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...