What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
Holmes investigation
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...