Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
The new Euro language
|The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...