Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Unusual State Laws
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female...
Tiger woods in bed.
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed...
Men advising women
|Advice From Men To Women…Never buy a ‘new’ brand of beer because ‘it was...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...